I CAN MOONWALK!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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