You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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