i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
And then he peed in my hair
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