Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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