someone get that fucking seahorse.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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