I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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