she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
this is an emotional support booty call
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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