Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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