Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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