Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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