Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
