I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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