Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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