It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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