actually, I'm a sock model
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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