my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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