Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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