i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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