I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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