Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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