nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
