nut hugger
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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