: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just had sex on a roof
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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