i would punch a child for taco bell
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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