Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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