Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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