when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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