come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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