Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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