But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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