Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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