physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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