spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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