He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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