wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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