for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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