I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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