nut hugger
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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