Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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