ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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