You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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