i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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