Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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