So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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