he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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