Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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