i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
