Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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