gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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