My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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