that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm getting married
To pizza
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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