Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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