She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Girls should come with a carfax report
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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