I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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