There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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