What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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