Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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