so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
