A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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