Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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